This is your captain speaking
Welcome aboard Flight 0929. I’m so excited that you decided to join me as I embark on this perpetual, sensuous, new, informative journey. I advocate sex education, sex positivity, and self-love.
I just have one special favor to ask please and thanks, turn ON your personal electronic devices. Also, I want you to relax because stress is prohibited for the duration of the flight. So, feel free to move about the cabin as you see fit. With this in mind, I’ve provided in-flight products and services at your leisure on the Pleasure Land sidebar located to your right via computer. Unless of course you’re scrolling down on your phone/tablet.
Additionally, I’m not a seasoned pilot. However, rest assured this will be an engaging and safe trip. No… seriously, I earned my wings via life lessons. During which time I determined that a combination of sexual knowledge, recognizing self-worth, laughter, and rock n roll (music in general) can save souls. I can attest to that. In fact, I feel that loving yourself and self-gratification is a fundamental component.